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May 12, 2008
 
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The tale of two and one-little piggies

It’s been a long time with­out an update again hasn’t it? Well, I have a small tale to tell in explanation.

About a month ago, two and one-little pig­gies were run­ning about Florida on a series of con­fer­ences for work. When those were all over, the two and one-little pig­gies hap­pily cried “wee-wee-wee” all the way home only to find that their AC was bro­ken. It would huff, and it would puff, but like the big bad wolf, it was only full of hot air.
The home war­ranty com­pany was called and a local repair ser­vice was speed­ily dis­patched to dis­cover the prob­lem was a bad com­pres­sor which required must be unspeed­ily ordered. Five to seven days later, the repair ser­vice arrived with a com­pres­sor made of straw.
It didn’t fit and the big-bad wolf blew no AC down.
Five to seven days later, they brought one made of sticks.
It didn’t fit and the big-bad wolf blew no AC down.

This sad tale con­tin­ued for about a month with the two and one-little pig­gies argu­ing, the com­pa­nies pass­ing blame, and the Florida tem­per­a­ture ris­ing. To avoid being fried like so much bacon, the two and one-little pig­gies became tran­sient, stay­ing with fam­ily and friends until a solu­tion could be reached.

Finally, the com­pa­nies real­ized they were try­ing to save a wolf that had long gone extinct and so hired a hunter to put the old thing out of its mis­ery and replace him with a won­der­fully new crea­ture. The man arrived bear­ing a gift of shiny metal, cop­per and a dig­i­tal ther­mo­stat that didn’t have a 10° mar­gin of error.
The unit was installed, cold air flowed through the ducts, and the two and one-little pig­gies slept soundly with dreams of life return­ing to normal.

The End

Our new AC

A big thank you to the friends and fam­ily who pro­vided cool places for us to escape to. Apologies to those of you who we’ve neglected dur­ing this ordeal.

5 Comments

  1. Kelly and I should get double-plus Eco points for not using the AC for so long.

  2. I’m think­ing there is some­thing about our fam­ily and AC…lol. Although over here it’s our car AC units going out! LOL Just replaced the con­denser on our van.…bye bye stim­u­las $$. Now Grandma is prepar­ing to repair hers. Life in FL is soooo grand.

    By the way…love, love, love the pics of Sophie stand­ing in the chair!

  3. Yaaaaay!! I’m so glad you have your air back! (Even though it was a really nice com­ing home present to get to hang out with you guys!)

  4. Yes, I was begin­ning to think I had an AC curse last week as my work’s AC went out Monday and both friends I stayed with had their AC go out as well. Thankfully they only had minor prob­lems but still…

    Yeah, Sophie’s new trick is stand­ing all by her­self. It’s REALLY cute and she gets so excited about it. Her other new trick is “I only want mommy” which is not so excit­ing. We knew it was going to hap­pen but it still stinks.

  5. Brilliant! Glad you’re back in the cool now!

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