“Halo pepoles. Dis iz de kat who uzed to belongs to Kelly and Greg. I haz spent many weeks in theys care but iz time for me to B movin on. Dey wuz good pepoles for takin me into dey home for so many week but I tired of dis place. Dey nice to mee but dey bor­ing. Dey other cat iz bor­ing too. She like sleep too much an get mad cuz I bite her all da time. Who dozen’t like get­ting bite all da time?! Personally, I lovez it… Well, anay­wayz I go now. Off to da greener pas­turez for mee. Mehbe I find home where evry­body likez de bit­ing and skratch­ing all da time. Smellz U all later.“
  Skitty